Your guess is as good as mine

Miss Pickering  What to do with half a pumpkin? Why do i have half a pumpkin? What happened to the other half?
Lotte  Five week old toolips

Breakfast

Miss Pickering  Coffee. Black. Strong.
Lotte  Aftermath.

Metal

Miss Pickering  Mr Darcy is here, fixing things. Mr Darcy, actual name.
Lotte  I've got the key, I've got the secret

Idle hands are the devil's tools

Miss Pickering  The shop is closed for two weeks, quite why I am painting the workroom floor on a Sunday EVENING is beyond me.
Lotte  Attempting to teach an old dog new tricks